William Konnicker

Name: William “Wild Bill” Konnicker

Position: Level 2, Sniper


  • Defense: 3
  • Acrobatics: 2
  • Gun Combat: 4
  • Melee Attack: 2
  • Medical: 1
  • Wilderness Survival: 3
  • Stealth: 2

Addendum 1-A: Inventory of Possessions

  • Water flask (see Addendum 3-B)
  • Personal First Aid kit
  • Personal journal
  • Widebrim cowboy hat (brown)
  • Several jars of salsa

Addendum 1-B: Inventory of Equipment

  • H&K MP5A4
  • M21 Sniper’s rifle
  • Stainless steel combat/hunting knife

Addendum 2-A: Notable Character Traits

W. Konnicker has described himself as thus:
“I consider it my duty to protect all human life, and I’ll kill any no-good warts-on-his-nose punk who tries to do otherwise.”

Noted animal lover and self-described “good Christian”.

Addendum 2-B: Notable Character Flaws

Has, from time to time, shown poor respect towards superiors (on one occasion, threatened to “take [his] belt off and beat [a Site Director’s] ass raw if you keep sayin’ nonsense like that”).

Alcoholistic tendencies. (See Addendum 3-B)

Addendum 3-A: Personnel History

Born in 1963, in Bee Cave, Texas. Enrolled in the local police force (serving as sherrif from 1980-1987). Joined the army in 1988, underwent sniper training for three years before being shipped out to fight in the Gulf War (1991). Konnicker professes it was there that he learned:
“…all human life is precious. All human life should be defended. At all costs. If you have to make a sacrifice to make that work, well, hitch your belt up and make work of it.”

This particular mindset led to him being noted down as a possibly viable recruit for the Foundation.

William Konnicker was recruited into the Foundation as an MTF sniper in 1997. Shuffled between MTFs. The last MTF William Konnicker had been placed in was MTF Eta-Seven, “Creepy Crawlies”, which had little use for his particular skillset. After the events of [REDACTED], Konnicker requested to no longer be placed in MTFs and to work as a specialty solo agent instead (cit.: “I grow tired of workin’ with all these pumped-up, macho hooligans who keep blundering around my field of vision. You let me go solo or you gimme a desk job, your choice”).

Transferred to Site 23, Australia, in July of 2010. Notedly happy with this decision.

Addendum 3-B: Miscellaneous

Konnicker has previously been suspected of running a moonshine still on-site. No evidence was found, however, the decision has been made to routinely check his room and personal belongings for alcohol, the waterflask in particular.

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