To: [Group: "Fuckin' E'rr'abodeh"] All Site 23 Personnel
From: Director Laito
Effective immediately, all personnel have access to the Supply Order Delivery System. You may request any items you wish from the SOD system, citing any relevant reasons. No more sending Agent Roadrunner out on craving runs. The SODS has a fairly comprehensive set up that allows a build of selections based on usage. If you're the first person to order Funyons, it will keep "Funyons" in the database for later. Also, there's user preferences and all kinds of nice things. Play around with it.
All expenses will be taken from personal pay, and all orders will go under brief review. Everyone can order Funyons. Not everyone can order blasting caps. All orders will be delivered to 23 by truck bi-weekly. You'll be expected to pick up your orders, or have them moved to an appropriate place, within 48 hours. We've got a place for cold-storage and so on. Be responsible.
- Director Laito
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