Items Retrieved So Far, and Relevant Information
- Appears to be a complete creature, once alive, now taxedermied. Body is small and withered, fingers webbed, partially scaled. Further testing pending.
- Skeleton of small, winged hominid only a few inches tall. Further tests pending.
- Shape-shifting isopod, red in color. Enjoys trying to get away from people. Further tests pending.
Bella Rosetta's Gun
- A silver flintlock pistole, decorated with engravings of flowers, plant life, and hummingbirds with a butterfly on the butt of the handle displaying the initials BR. Appears to cause increased natural growth whenever fired. Further tests pending.
Painting of a Reptile
- Appears to be a hyperrealistic painting of SCP-682. No other unnatural traits.
- Small amber pendant with what appears to be a fully-grown hawk only a few centimeters tall trapped inside. Further tests pending.
- A selection of moderately unusual crystals. No extreme unnatural traits. Further tests pending.
Unusual Marital Aid
- A hand-crafted artificial phalli engraved with the designs of dozens of women all tangled together. Further tests pending.
"Make Them Love You Forever"
- A how-to book. Unusual.
- A pornographic magazine featuring women and octopi. Published in Japanese.
Carved Skull, anatomy guide, and stretched skin
- See- "Carve Skeleton"
Blue Ballroom Gown
- Beautiful blue ballroom gown. Feels unnaturally cold to the touch. Further tests pending.
- Soviet military uniform with a gun or knife tear through it, sports perpetually warm, wet bloodstain. Further tests pending.
- Soviet military uniform. No noticeable unusual traits.
- A pair of very worn leather boots that smell strongly of desirable things. Further tests pending.
Toothed and Beaked Skull
- Small skull, belonging to an unknown animal with a toothed beak. Possibly pterosaur relative. Further tests pending.
- Skull from an adult specimen of SCP-XXX. Further Tests Pending.
- Selection of various wartime achievement medals from WWII nazi era. No noticeable unusual traits. Further tests pending.
Nazi Doctor's Photograph
- Photograph showing several nazi-era doctors toasting champagne. Doctors Chirurg (SCP-542) and Shmidt identified among them. See "Carved Skeleton."
- Small make-your-own-voodoo kit, complete with real preserved animal organs! Further tests pending.
Book of Gears
- Thick book with several hundred pages of schematics for some sort of advanced machinery with no explanation. Further tests pending.
"How to Make Paperwork Disappear"
- Working on it.