Name: Terrence Dorothy Rutherford
Position: Research Technician/Assistant
SCP Knowledge 4
Science 2 (Specialization in the Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields)
Street Smarts 2
- Defense: 2
Addendum 1-A: Inventory of Possessions
- Clothing -
Seventeen (17) socks, erratically coloured (though not absurdly, excluding one rainbow-pattered toe-sock) including three black, though not of matching sets.
One (1) pair of black business loafers.
One (1) pair of New Balance white combined fitness running shoes circa 1992. Several sections marked with pen. Foul language has been removed with white-out for the sake of workplace sensitivity.
Six (6) pairs of pants: Olive khakis, dark green cargoes, (2) faded blue denim jeans, (2) black business slacks.
Three (3) Dress Shirts:
Nine (9) T-shirts: Patterned blue/grey, Grey "Zombie Huntin'" logo, (2) plain black, White "The Man, the Legend" with in black with arrows, Pink faded "Disco Forever" in rhinestones, (2) Green of neutral shades, White "I Shot the Deputy" in red.
Two (2) Sweaters: Black Hooded Sweatshirt with "G-Unit" in bright purple, multi-coloured grey thick woolen knit sweater.
Seven (7) Undergarments: Grey, White, (2) Black, Purple/white striped, Blue/green polka dot, White with patterned red hearts.
One (1) Grey poor-boy style cap.
One (1) Pair of day-wear glasses, metallic.
Three (3) standard issue white lab-coats. Minor burn patterns marking one. Replacement refused by owner.
- Personal Items -
One (1) Golf Trophy. Slightly chewed. Nameplate scratched, replaced with messily inscribed "Terry"
One (1) 3.4 pound, blue felt bag of marbles. Bag contains one small hole on one side.
Sixty-nine (69) comic-book issues of "Deadpool", immaculately preserved. Contained in clear plastic storage bin.
One (1) custom-made multi-purpose hand-held entertainment device. Thoroughly examined by site [DATA EXPUNGED] electronics staff, it poses no potential tampering/unauthorized capabilities (excluding exposure to SCP's listed to having adverse/destructive reactions to any computerized, sound/light/heat creating, electronic or magnetic qualities).
-Device plays music, stores pictures/video, has a wireless GPS (disabled on [DATA EXPUNGED] premises), telephone/text communication (disabled on [DATA EXPUNGED] premises), a vast library of video games (Allowed, but frowned upon), various wireless device interaction applications (monitored), [DATA EXPUNGED] (on Dr. Rutherford's request).
One (1) Bust of Wilford Brimley.
Addendum 1-B: Inventory of Equipment
None, barring sudden desire to go commando.
Addendum 2-A: Notable Character Traits
-Surprising constitution for commonly considered scenes/images of horror/gore.
-Reasonable upper-body strength.
-Strong stomach, both in the aforementioned acceptance of displeasing imagery and in the ability to consume various forms of unique/alien/foul-tasting edible material.
-Flexibility in workplace duties.
-Excellent outlook on life.
Addendum 2-B: Notable Character Flaws
-Quirky, often to an off-putting level.
Addendum 3-A: Personnel History
Recruited by a scouting agent during an annual High School science fair in the town of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Dr. Rutherford, despite being a teacher, entered the contest with an awkward conglomeration of scrap metal, pipe cleaners, carpenters glue, and a slightly irradiated hamster's wheel. Agent [DATA EXPUNGED] first approached Dr. Rutherford when it was revealed that the device was, in fact, powering the gymnasiums lights, loudspeaker system, and air-conditioning unit without a wired connection (simultaneously giving those in close proximity mild indigestion).
Serving as a research assistant for several years without near-apocalyptic incident, Terence was determined to be a stable asset. Minor skirmishes with other employees over trivial matters, mostly involving the sociological implications of science fiction material and stolen lunch items ensued, until it was deemed necessary to transfer Dr. Rutherford to another facility.
"Dr. Rutherford is a fine researcher, and able technical help staff member when needed. I'm sure he'll make a fine addition to your team! Yours, [DATA EXPUNGED]… That'll teach him for calling Battlestar Galactica rubbish! Hehehe! Jane, dear, read that back to me?… Hm? You're still what? Well stop! No, stop typing! I mean" Dictated, but not read. From the desk of Administrator [DATA EXPUNGED].
Addendum 3-B: Miscellaneous
None available at this time.